You Exist to Smell My Farts and Worship My Ass

Get on your knees and watch me work. My big ass takes up the whole screen as I fill the air with loud, nasty farts just for you. Every position, every angle, you're right there like the obedient fart slave you are. You don't deserve anything else. This is your place: worshiping my farts and begging for more. I owe you with every dirty word and every puff of my power.