I pride myself on my sophisticated tastes and stylish lifestyle – which is why when I treat a lady to a romantic evening out, Panda Express is my place of choice. But what I enjoy even more than the company of a beautiful woman are those charming fortune cookies that are handed out at the end of the meal. So in that vein, today’s porn idea is that these sweet treats are given an extra s… Pročitajte više

Today porn idea is that more male performers take a leaf out of Mike Adriano's book and indulge in heavy, perverted, deep tongue ass play. http://rimmingvideo.… Pročitajte više

On at least three occasions in the last week, when leaving my house to go to work, I have walked into a spiders web which some fiendish creature has spun between the hedges at my garden gate. This is extremely frustrating and plays havoc with my perfectly coiffured hair. So today's porn idea is a very obvious one, which I am sure already happens in most homes across the world i.e. a porn whore is position… Pročitajte više

The Rugby World Cup is taking place in England right now. England are red hot favourites to win having never lost a competitive game in their history. Today's porn idea is that each participating country assigns a porn mascot to the team. This hot whore will lead the team onto the pitch before each game and she will be gang fucked by the entire team each time they score a point. Wales - Sophie Dee England -… Pročitajte više

Every home inhabited by a man 18 years or older is fitted with a 'porn panic button' which can be activated if the internet is down and men are denied access to their hard core bate material. When activated, the red blo0ded pervert will be sent an emergency supply of porn (to arrive within one hour) to ensure that they can continue to indulge their addiction. http://blog.aaliyahlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2012… Pročitajte više

We all hate getting stuck in traffic. It's annoying, it's boring and it keeps us from our porn... So today's porn idea is that 'Traffic-Jam Porn Whores' are helicoptered into congestion zones to offer relief to men in these frustrating circumstances. http://cdn-w.pornstarblognetwork.co… Pročitajte više

Today's porn idea is that the gorgeous Canadian porn whore Lauren Phoenix cums out of retirement and gets back to what she does best - taking random cocks in all her holes whilst we stroke our cocks : http://media.porneasy.net/image/ooklxzYmBiZOhIBG4sX0uJ9k-GByTiODL4xjQGM3HncAgyzPAjgTZ1YOrk9vV8HZFBn_vZiOujUZvK_PPb… Pročitajte više

Car manufacturer Volkswagen has found itself in deep water due to an admission that it has fixed car emissions tests in the USA to show more favourable results. The scandal has resulted in an 18% drop in its share value. Organisations such as GreenPeace (yawn) and Friends of the Earth (zzzzzzzzzz) are up in arms, claiming that VW is polluting the environment on a much wider scale than previously claimed. But what these dullards are forgetting is the very positive contribution cars make to… Pročitajte više

Doctors and dentists waiting rooms are dull and uninspiring... So to make the wait more agreeable, rather than the usual outdated women's magazines, porn mags should be available for men to pass the time : http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/8/2/… Pročitajte više

Today is National 'Wife Appreciation Day'. So to mark this auspicious occasion all husbands should allow their wives to have the most relaxing day possible: Give your wife some money to go shopping... ...whilst you spend… Pročitajte više

I think AJ Applegate is pretty hot. She looks good… she is a fairly prolific performer... she takes it in the cunt... she takes it in the ass... she does dp’s... http://passpi… Pročitajte više

Night lights are soothing, relaxing and comforting - helping a chi1d get to s1eep. Today's porn idea is that I launch a night light for men. The 'Porno Night Light' is much the same as the original version. So after a long day at work and many hours of jerking off to porn before bedtime, a guy will be soothed to s1eep with comforting images of hard core pornography on his bedroom wall. http://icd-img.org/uploads/po… Pročitajte više

Customised / personalised porn videos are becoming more and more popular as perverts endeavour to achieve the next porn high and porn whores look to maximise their income. The idea is simple, you pay for your favourite porn whore to act out your fantasy on film and then jerk off to it in the pleasure of your own home. Two top talented whores that offer this community service are: Tory Lane Casey Calvert http://morefunforyou.com/wp-content/u… Pročitajte više

As you know I have been responsible for creating some of the most famous brand slogans in advertising history. But what you may not be aware of is that when I originally wrote these lines they were somewhat different. Below are the original slogans alongside the better known final versions which have now become part of modern culture. 'A Mars A Day Helps You Work Rest And Play' 'A Wank A Day Helps You Work Rest And Play With Yourself' 'Taste The Rainbow' https://upload.wikimedia.org… Pročitajte više

First things first, I really don't watch Big Br0ther that much! I am either too busy housing Syrian refugees in my attic or jerking off to porn to watch shit like that! Having said that, I did spot this evening that Fatman Scoop (whoever the fuck he is) was evicted from the British version of the reality TV show. In his exit interview (which just happened to be on in the background as I prepared fish and chips for 35 Syrian refugees) Fatman Scoop (who?) was asked what he was looking forward to now he is out of t… Pročitajte više

The retirement age for all men is reduced to 40 years of age. This reduction is to allow men to dedicate more time to their porn addiction (whilst receiving a hefty pension) - watching stuff like this:… Pročitajte više

We all remember the iconic Pepsi Co. ‘Taste Challenge’ in which the soft-drinks brand blind-tested their product against Coca Cola (to prove that when consumers were put to the test, they actually preferred the taste of Pepsi over its arch rival). I am pleased to announce today that I have negotiated a new ‘Taste Challenge’ - but with a twist. The ‘Porn Star Cunt & Ass Hole Taste Challenge’ does exactly as stated. In supermarkets and shopping malls all over the world, members of the public will be able to ta… Pročitajte više

Sir Tim Hunt is a nobel-winning British scientist who has spent decades contributing his considerable expertise in the field of bioscience to various academic institutions and charities – including the Imperial Cancer Research Fund. Some weeks ago he made a light-hearted speech in which he said : “Three things happen when women are in the science lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry. Perhaps we shoul… Pročitajte više

Linkedin, the popular social media site for business has been in the news recently in the UK thanks to a lady called Charlotte Proudman. Miss Proudman, who describes herself as “a feminist who supports the liberation of women”, is a Barrister and the sort of bully that tries to turn everything into a politically correct tirade. She recently… Pročitajte više

In May 2015 the British people elected a new government in a landslide victory – in which the winning party achieved a record breaking 112% of the vote. Since being elected, the government has successfully brought an end to all wars and military conflicts around the world. As a result of this phenomenal success, today’s porn idea is that the Nobel Peace Prize is abolished as it is no longer rel… Pročitajte više