40 year old virgin

Is it true that I'm hearing this about you? That's unbelievable. It's true. 40 year old

virgin, hey? To be fair, I'm not surprised at all. I'm not surprised that no one would

want to come near you. 40 years old and you've never had sex. What the fuck? You are still

a pathetic *************. It amazes me, it really does. But, then to be fair, look at

you. Why would anyone want to come anywhere near you? I bet this is what you've got. I