About Your Tiny Cock

Hi there. On behalf of every woman that's ever existed, I wanted to fill you in on some news.

Your little dick is too small to fuck. I can't feel it. It feels like a little fucking worm.

Like an infestation. Thinking about your tiny dick penetrating me makes me want to **** on your little eensy weensy dick.

So I have to break up with you. And I also have to insist that you never fucking embarrass yourself again

by taking your dick out and trying to fuck someone with it. Because it's seriously this big.