Bournemouth Street whore

Thank you for joining me in my humble manner.

Where should I begin? You see, recently I've become a born-again Christian, thanks to this beautiful little angel.

She came into my life as if out of nowhere, enchantingly beyond my wildest dreams, and opened my eyes to the cleansing truth of Jesus Christ's love.

Oh, honey, it was always within you. I just helped you find it.

Um, what does all this gay stuff have to do with us?