Boyfriend

Ugh, that was a delicious dinner, Glen. I didn't know you could cook.

Well, when a fella's been alone as long as I have, he learns to take care of himself.

Well, you're a very sweet friend, and you're so good to listen to my troubles.

Oh, I could listen for hours, Lois.

Whew, but, you know, I don't know how a half a glass of wine got me so lightheaded. I better lie down.