shrinking you into my tiny toy

Well, hi. Forgive my unorthodox dress. This is a special interview.

I'll tell you the truth, as soon as I saw your picture and spoke with you, I knew that you would be the perfect candidate for me.

You see, I have a special gift that I have to use on other men.

The gift of being able to shrink people.

Yes. I can't explain it, but it works.