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We have multiple references in the Bible that whoever came close to the Ark of the Covenant

and didn't know how to operate it was smitten to death.

And sometimes people, after they encountered the Ark, started to lose their nails and started to lose their hair.

So we have evidence of some type of radiation poisoning which was in direct correlation with the Ark of the Covenant.

And so the Ark of the Covenant housed an extraterrestrial device which was given to the Israelites during their 40 year wanderings in the desert.