Who’s your favourite Oirish sexy celebrity ride?… Pročitajte više

I love Erin because she’s a total ride.… Pročitajte više

Hi! I hope you all have a good wank over my sexy bum this Christmas!… Pročitajte više

Not only can’t I post dodgy videos, my galleries are locked and I can’t even dm pictures of my sexy arse to anyone who wants to wank over them. What’s going on? Aaaaaarrgh!… Pročitajte više

Hi! Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass recently? Please let me know!… Pročitajte više

My ass is so sexy I sometimes wank to it. Who thinks I’m mad?… Pročitajte više

A lot of those social media challenges are a bit lame. Wouldn’t it be great to see celebrities crawl about with their tongues in someone else’s bum holes and see how many hits they’d get. I would like to see Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift and Katy Perry do it. Who would be your choices?… Pročitajte više

I heard cute wee Kylie is moving back to Australia for good. No chance of meeting her now. It’s back to wanking I suppose.… Pročitajte više

Those mad bitches Debbie Harry and Shirley Manson are not playing together in concerts next year so there’s no chance of having a threesome backstage with them. What a pity!… Pročitajte više

I have decided to stop making dodgy videos as I can’t be arsed with filling in those forms for verification.… Pročitajte više

Who would like to make a sexy cumtribute video over my sexy bum? Please let me know if you made one!… Pročitajte više

Which one of these mad political biddies would you shag? Mary Lou McDonald or Arlene Fossil?… Pročitajte više

Who’s your favourite sexy metal bitch you wank over to? Miley Cyrus doesn’t count.… Pročitajte više

Has anyone ever wanked over sexy Katie Hopkins or Ann Coulter?… Pročitajte više

My sexy bum won’t spunk itself!… Pročitajte više

Has anyone had a good wank over my sexy ass yet?… Pročitajte više

Is there anyone out there who would like to make a video of a picture of my ass getting splattered with cum?… Pročitajte više