To reward customer loyalty, banks introduce a special incentive. Men that use a Bank ATM will be given the chance to win a spot prize (approx.1,000 men a year will win). What’s the prize? The lucky winner gets to indulge in some nasty Ass To Mouth action with up to two famous porn whores of his choice. http://38.media.tumblr.com/2b2c7977234d916d02b8d2e8280ecb5a/tumblr_mgnhq4i1OB1r6t3vno… Pročitajte više

Half time intervals at sporting events feature live porn shows. So instead of cheerleaders doing this… they do this… http://www.spugle.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/blonde_cheerleader_sl… Pročitajte više

The World Health Organisation introduces a new drive to promote men's health and wellbeing. In short, porn whores will be positioned in the stairwells of high rise buildings. They will offer blow jobs, hand jobs and their cunts and assholes to men who take the stairs rather than… Pročitajte više

Today’s ‘A Porn Idea A Day’ is a simple, if rather dull, one. All USB sticks sold in stores will cum fully loaded with a hard core porn scene. In addition to giving a boost to the USB industry, more importantly, this initiative will ensure that more people are exposed to quality hard core, fucked up porn like this: http:/… Pročitajte više

Today's 'Porn Idea A Day' is inspired by one of my favourite buddies on here - but who wishes to remain anonymous. I hope it does his idea wank-justice. Every bar / pub is obliged to show hard core porn 24/7. So instead of sport… …the large TV screens will show back to back porn throughout the day http://www.cumonmy.com/galleries/2014-updates/03-002-17k-pics/Anal/Analsex/Analsex-ass-fucking-free-hardcore-porn-0060-BA-In-s… Pročitajte više

Young aspiring porn stars are given Government grants to help them break into the industry. The only criteria the girls will need to meet is that they are hot. The money will go towards things such as: Tit implants... Razors and shaving cream to get the smooth cunt look... http://pics.nuvid.com/media/videos/tmb/393601/pl… Pročitajte više

Today in Palm Springs a group of wankers are meeting for an event called Healthy Friction. What’s Healthy Friction? It is a twice yearly gathering of bators who cum together (quite literally) to beat out loads over a long weekend (in this case from the evening of Thursday 7 May to evening of Sunday 10 May). In the heat of Palm Springs, they are meeting at a hotel resort (which they take over for the weekend). The routine is a simple one : bate, porn, load, bate, porn, load, bate,… Pročitajte više

Today the British public have gone to the polling stations to elect a new Government. In Britain the Conservative Party (currently the largest party in Parliament) are also known as The Tory Party (or Tories). Think Tory Lane… Their colour is blue. Think Alektra Blue… The la… Pročitajte više

Universities introduce Degrees / Diplomas in Pornography Guys 18 years or older will be able to study hard core porn with the prospect of a degree in the subject. The curriculum will include the study of significant figures, milestones and events in the porn industry such as : Debbie Does Dallas Traci Lords… Pročitajte više

In an effort to reduce unemployment amongst young woman, a new career opportunity is created. A law is passed that means that all male public toilets (whether in bars, service stations, shopping malls, sports venues etc.) have to employ at least two HWDH (Hot Whore Dick Holders). The job description is simple, the HWDH will have to hold a guys dick whilst he uses the facilities. http://www.cutedaveybo… Pročitajte više

Every 17 year old boy is entered into a free prize draw. Each month 20 names are selected at random. The lucky guys get a special birthday surprise… …they get to fuck a porn star on their 18h birthday. A porn star will turn up at the unsuspecting lads home http://cdn-i30.define… Pročitajte više

With thanks to Filthywanker for this inspiring idea, bathed in Filthywankerdom… As many of you will know, The Eurovision Song Contest is an annual song competition broadcast across Europe. Each country submits a song to be performed in the competition. The show is broadcast live to millions of people. At the conclusion of all of the performances, the viewing public votes to select the most popular song. Voting is displayed on a giant screen… In a twist to this format, the ‘World Porn Contest’ will be introduce… Pročitajte više

As many of you wankers will know, May is International Month of Masturbation. But what you may not have known is that I personally negotiated this wankfest on your behalf a couple of years ago with Ban-Ki Moon, Secretary General of the UN, when I had a few days off work. He even agreed to change his name for the month to Wan-Ki Moon. Now of course we need no excuse to jerk our cocks and edge for hour upon hour upon hour, day after day – but this month provides an even greater incentive to do so. https… Pročitajte više

Free phone wank lines are introduced. Perverts will be able to call the number free of charge 24 hours a day, 7 days a week to speak to a porn star. The whores will trash talk to the guys whilst they stroke their cock. http://cdn2.image.youporn.phncd… Pročitajte više

Every prime time news bulletin will include the latest porn news. In addition to updates on domestic and international affairs: Sport: Weather: There will also now be a segment that updates viewers on the latest porn news from across the globe: So a typical news bulletin would start somethin… Pročitajte više

Instead of dress-down Fridays, companies introduce ‘dress-up Fridays’. The concept is a simple one, all the hot girls in the business are obliged to cum to work with one aim only – to turn the guys on and make them cum. So instead of this: Men will be treated to this: http://www.blogashlynnbrooke.com/pic-aaaaaaaaa.jpg[… Pročitajte više

Shopping malls introduce male crèches. In effect these are places that guys can hang out at whilst their wives / girlfriends spend hours shopping. But instead of keeping the guys entertained with boring activities such as pool, sport and motor magazines, these male crèches will be dedicated to porn (did you guess where that was going?). Guys will be able to watch porn on big screens http://i0.cdn2a.image.pornhub.phncdn.com/m=e… Pročitajte više

Grants are provided for men to build extensions onto their homes in order that they can house their extensive porn collections (and at the same time create fully kitted-out bate dens). It will mean that instead of disorganised hoards of porn like this… Perverted wankers will be able to create perfect piles of porn which they can proudly display to all their friends and family, like this… http://lynseyg.com/wp-content/uploads/2012… Pročitajte više

POV porn should be banned. It’s boring, it’s predictable, it takes all the energy out of a scene. Why would anyone want to watch 20-30 minutes of just this… When you can watch 20-30 minutes of this… And this… http://t… Pročitajte više

Governments around the world begin to acknowledge the importance of porn to the welfare of men and also, more widely, to commerce. As a result a new cabinet portfolio of Secretary of State for Porn is established. The role of the Secretary of State for Porn will be to promote hard core pornography in every way possible; including ensuring every man 18 years of age and older has easy and affordable access to porn… That small businesses s… Pročitajte više