My word processor file of quotes and things to remember Last updated on: April 19, 2020: Note: This list of quotes (and other assorted wisdom, opinion, and the occasional pun or just-plain-bullshit) is a WORK IN PROGRESS. I am actively editing it, so it may change, from time-to-time, for no apparent reason. I never actually thought I'd be publishing any of this publicly, so it's still pretty rough, and it will take some time to polish away all the rough edges. Additionally, because Xhamster is overly-protective, their system automatically filters and "nerfs" words like: c***d = ch!… Pročitajte više

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over and says, "The media is really tearing you apart over that scandal." Hillary: "You mean my lying about Benghazi?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the massive voter fraud?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean the military not getting their votes counted?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "You mean my secret private unsecured server containing classified material, that I used to hide my activities?" Trump: "No, the other one." Hillary: "The NSA monitoring our phone calls, emails and everything else the… Pročitajte više

[ A parody of "The Desiderata" ] Go placidly, amid the noise and haste; and take whatever comfort you can, in knowing that since you are just one very, very tiny part thereof, there will always be someone else to blame. Avoid quiet and passive persons, unless you are in need of sleep. Rotate your tires ... unless you've already done so. Speak glowingly of those in positions of power greater than your own; and be conspicuous about following their advice, in public, however worthless and clueless it may be. They may mostly be a bunch of soulless bastards and self-serving sons-of-bitches, but… Pročitajte više

THE TALE OF RON & LISA [Notice: this story contains no sex or graphic content. It's just a story, a real story, of how I became good friends with a transgender man named Ron / Lisa, a long time ago.] by Kenneth Zevo Back in the early 1990‘s, when I was still living in St. Cloud MN, I used to spend most of my free time downtown, at a coffee house called The Java Joint. The Java Joint is probably still there, but was eventually taken over by high school students and the college crowd. All the people I used to hang out with; the twenty-somethings, the thirty-somethings, and the assorted fr… Pročitajte više