Edge Your Brains Out Gooning Loser

We're gonna see if you can actually stroke your dick the way that you say that you can.

I mean, if you're a real gooner, if you edge all the time into oblivion,

then this is gonna be no big deal for you. You can handle me.

I want you to get all your stroking supplies out. Get your lube out. Get your towels out.

I want you to relax and get into that dumb fucking headspace that you love to explore.